Monday, July 17, 2017

Nasty, Sticky and Ucky!

It's hot, very hot, the humidity is crazy and everything we wear sticks to us like a uncomfortable second skin. My wife mentioned to me, I didn't put a bra on, because of the humidity, I was soaking wet with sweat, and just couldn't. So me, being the doubting husband, casually mentioned that if you let them hang, it'll take the wrinkles out of your face, and by looking at you, it seems to be working! 

It's true, the woman doesn't have a wrinkle on her face... me, I look like I've been hit with a shovel a few times, her... nothing...smooth skin. 

Anyway, that's when I should have shut up... should have, could have but didn't. I also mentioned, that they can hang, as long as they don't have to be kicked out of the way when you are walking. I'm really in need of duct tape across my lips.... or a lobotomy!

First she mentioned, if I were a golfer, I could use my own balls for putting practice. I found it funny, but she meant it. If there would have been a golf putter handy... well, it wouldn't have been good for me. 

Next I got the silent treatment, which lasted about ten minutes, I knew she wouldn't be able to hold out too long, I could tell by the red color of her face, which was getting a deeper and deeper shade. I was surprised there wasn't steam coming out of her ears. Then came a tirade, of which I'd never heard before, and hope to never hear again. Boy, was I glad when then was over.

Anyway, the pink color has returned to her face, the wrinkles are still gone, and my balls are still where they should be,all seems right with the world, so I guess it's going to be a good day after all. 

NO person or persons were hurt during the writing of this blog.....