Tuesday, February 10, 2015

To Shave the Cat or to Not Shave the Cat

    So I'm just getting over two weeks of hell....... friggin flu. No one should actually survive being as sick as I was, but I made it! YEA!  Anyway, my constant bed companion was our oldest cat, Baby! She's a very fluffy and furry bastard. She has always been an indoor cat, although recently I'een considering introducing her to the "great outdoors".


    Her personal hygiene has come into question the last couple of days. Apparently her ass-wiping skills aren't what they should be, and she has a few unpleasant....... hanger-ons? She friggin stinks, and yet tries to crawl up on the bed and it's getting annoying. Now don't get me wrong, I did enjoy the company while I was laying around with the flu, but you have to draw the line somewhere. 


    So I guess I'll be stuck giving her a bath. Once this bath is over and done with, I think I'm going to shave her ass................. I hate giving a cat a bath...........


Before:




After:         

Yup, I think it'll be awhile before I'll have to give her another bath! 


6 comments:

  1. Hahaha, I would feel bad if you actually did shave the cat because it is cold up there where you live. I would have said shave her butt ! Glad you are feeling better. That flu that has gone around is a butt kicker. So far I have managed to avoid it, but I had a bad cold and then a stomach virus one right after the other so I had my share of sickness this year and I never get sick.

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    1. I think it was the worse dayum flu I had in years............

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  2. LMAO! Holy crap but the before and after is hysterically funny! Although I know you didn't shave Baby, this is hilarious! You know I use scissors to cut my long haired cat's "oopsie's" and its done quickly so as not to stress him out. Good luck to you :)

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    1. believe me, the thought of shaving her has crossed my mind. I have to go buy some gloves tonight...........................

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    2. Oh, glad you feeling good again...finally!

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